it's what music does to you.

They were both a little stoned. Not five minutes earlier one of them had happily mentioned

Azazel:   Man, i'm having 360* vision!!!!

(The other one reached the kitchen and got himself a beer and simply thought he'd offer )

Philatanus:  ... Beer?

(To which the other one replies, without skipping a beat)

Azazel:   No, i'm driving.

Cei doi

se uitau lung la filmul porno care prezenta cum se foloseşte o păpuşă de plastic japoneză, de înaltă calitate.

- Pare tristă....
- Tu nu ai fi?!?          Să duci viaţa ei...

Best stats

I gave swedish top students a test; to pick the country with the highest mortality in each pair out of five pairs. They were right on average 1.8 out of 5. I was happy. It was obvious they needed my course and i had what to teach them.

But then i really realized my discovery.

I have shown that swedish top students know statistically less about the world than chimpanzees.

I also did a test with the professors there - you know, the ones who give out the Nobel Prizes - and they're on par with the chimpanzees there...

Out of 5

Swedish students           average   1.8

Chimpanzees                average   2.5 
Professors                 average   2.4             

Hans Rosling on TED 2006

http://www.ted.com/talks/hans_rosling_shows_the_best_stats_you_ve_ever_seen.html

-intermezzo-

Haha... gotta love my unconscious self.

For the past few days i've been singing to myself a song called "When?". I also wanted to write about it. Last night i remembered the two Blur songs previously posted because i still remembered the trance they sometimes enabled me to experience. I posted them instead, and when i had to pick out a title for the entry i was baffled but decided to go for a lyric from "Beetlebum". "And when she lets me slip away..." - why? Because it's a high-point of the song on this Wembley live, since the attendance is singing it. Not wanting to give it all away, i cropped it to something rather unintelligible, for which one would need to listen to the songs to understand - a thing i always do [hence lots of my entries are difficult reads and appear random - they're not]. The crop ended up "and when". I didn't notice this till today when i sat down to write something titled "When?".

*This is as funny as the previously mentioned album Suffer from Bad Religion. Two consecutive tracks are titled "What Can You Do?" and "Do What You Want". They also have different composers. Took me a while to realize...

and when

World Ocean got fingered

sandy: u know what?
sandy: i believe
sandy: i've found out what i need to get better
sandy: .. a sushi dinner!
sandy: some good ol'wasabi to break down my throat ache
sandy: and good fresh fish to make me happy
Johnny: dun kill the fishies!!
Johnny: just look at their faces!...
Johnny: no.. stop eating to look at their faces.
sandy: the thing about sushi
sandy: is
sandy: it makes fishies into tiny rectangular and colorful pieces

Copyright unfringement

In 1988, Bad Religion release Suffer, an album revolving around the phrase "The masses of humanity have always had to suffer"

2001, NOFX devise a tribute EP of 13 minutes in which the band only saw the music on the day of the recording. Tagline "The masses of humanity have always had to surf."

Now why don't anyone try and rip/mock/parody one of Britney Spears' covers? Lawsuit?...