Translated by Bing. Motoul deştept

 O dată am apăsat butonul de "Translate" de pe Facebook şi nu regret nimic. Spiciuiri:

Concerte in acest weekend la Deva.
Concerts this weekend at Deva.
PROGRAMUL FESTIVALULUI:
The PROGRAM of the FESTIVAL:
Sâmbătă 28 iunie
13:00-17:00 SPECTACOL MEDIEVAL COMAPNIA STRĂJERII COROANEI
17:00-18:00 TEATRUL ZURLI (teatru pt copii)
18:00-19:00 MATILDA PASCAL COJOCĂRIȚA
19:00-20:00 DINU IANCU SĂLĂJANU
19:00-20:00 IBAÑEZ SĂLĂJANU 
20:00-20:45 ANDREEA BANICĂ
20:00-20:45 BANICĂ S
20:45-21:45 CONECT-R
20:45-21:45 CONECT-R
21:45-22:45 MANDINGA
21:45-22:45 GEORGE 
22:45-23:00 SHOW DE LASERE
Duminică, 29 iunie
11:00-17:00 SPECTACOL MEDIEVAL COMAPNIA STRĂJERII COROANEI
11:30-12:30 si 17:00-18:00 TEATRUL DE PĂPUȘI MUȘCHETARII
18:00-18:45 NICOLETA VOICA
18:00-18:45 DYK 
18:45-19:30 ANDRA
18:45-19:30 KNOX
19:30-20:30 3 SUD EST
19:30-20:30 3 SUD EST 
20:30-21:30 VUNK
20:30-21:30 VUNK BAND
21:30-22:40 HOLOGRAF
21:30-22:40 AEROSMITH
22:40-23:00 SHOW DE ARTIFICII
22:40-23:00 SHOW of FIREWORKS

(Translated by Bing) 

I kid you not.

"Man, remixează-te. Se vede cînd eşti off."

Chiar să fie lumea aşa mare încît... să nu fi aflat totul pînă la 28 de ani?

:) Abia azi am auzit o replică la care probabil toată lumea a rîs - o dată sau de două ori.

"Orice om merită o bere. Bei una... şi te modifici; devii alt om. Păi şi acesta merită o bere - şi tot aşa. Pînă ajungi ultimul om. El n-ar bea ceva?"

(via ameghele)

Discussion; how to chain your dragon.

- [Dany chaining up her dragons] was about as moving as a scene involving a bunch of CGI creatures can be.

- Yeah, well I don't see why they made that so dramatic. It's like "Do you leave your dog at home when you go do something?"

- But these are not just her d... I mean, these - I do believe, these...

- It's exactly the same thing, but ok, whatever...

- These are her ch... I mean - ok. Imagine a cat lady with her three cats at home and how attached she is to these. Then imagine that these cats are magically born of a funeral pyre of her dead husband and her unborn child and these are the last things that she's got and also her last hope for, I don't know, conquering... Whatever the hell she wants to conquer. Dany's a cat lady times 1000.

(A. Ron Hubbard/Jim Jones, baldmove.com)

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- What about Dany?

- I thought it was maybe a little bit of justice for her. Seeing that she's been neglecting her dragons, they've taken out a child, she didn't even think about the population of this place outside of "I'm just going to free these people and let them do whatever the fuck they're going to do after I free them and totally fuck up their lives".

- That whole sequence was basically a Brienne vs. The Hound kick to the crevice for her. "Oh, you freed the slaves? Well what about the old dudes that are getting shafted?"

- There are more logistics to it than just going in and saying that no-one can be a slave anymore.

- Yes, once you're done crowdsurfing you actually have to figure out how to do things and oh, by the way your dragons are out of control; now it's not just costing you gold that we can make funny jokes about "The Great Goat-scam of Meereen"**. Now there's blood on hands.

(same)


** = Burn own goats. Bring corpses to Khaleesi. Get triple money. Repeat.