adevĕrul e că...

S.R:  AAAAA!!! Trebuie să-ţi iei altă faţă de masă!... una care să nu fie verde!

on The Scope of.

THE 'associationist' schools have thus constructed a psychology without the soul by taking discrete 'ideas', faint or vivid, and showing how, by their cohesions, repulsions and forms of succession, such things as reminiscences, perceptions, emotions, volitions, passions, theories and all the other furnishings of an individual's mind may be engendered. The very Self or ego of the individual comes in this way to be viewed no longer as as the pre-existing source of the representations, but rather as their last and most complicated fruit.

William James, The Principles of Psychology vol. One.

Multe fete

care-s faine habar n-au că-s faine, iar majoritatea celor care cred că sunt sau aud de la unu'-altu' că sunt... aud minciuni.

Complaints and grievances

Python's

file = open('filename')

contrasts heavily to Java's

try {
    File f = new File("filename");
    FileInputStream fin = new FileInputStream(f);
    InputStreamReader fisr = new InputStreamReader(fin);
    BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(fisr);
} catch (Exception e) {
    e.printStackTrace();
}

Which (as Berengal said on xkcd) rather looks like:

try {
    file = new BufferedStream (new FileStream(new StreamOfBlood(new
        SatanicRitual(new BlackGoat("Lucifer's billygoat");
} catch (Throwable e) {
    System.bugger.all();
}

VISION

Ioana: sorry, nu azi
Ioana: tre sa termin ceva de scris la calc
Jimmy: e mult?
Ioana: este
Jimmy: mult este?
Ioana: mult, mult
Jimmy: dati-mi si mie putin mult, va rog

Sunt pe threadu' meu.

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