Complaints and grievances

Python's

file = open('filename')

contrasts heavily to Java's

try {
    File f = new File("filename");
    FileInputStream fin = new FileInputStream(f);
    InputStreamReader fisr = new InputStreamReader(fin);
    BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(fisr);
} catch (Exception e) {
    e.printStackTrace();
}

Which (as Berengal said on xkcd) rather looks like:

try {
    file = new BufferedStream (new FileStream(new StreamOfBlood(new
        SatanicRitual(new BlackGoat("Lucifer's billygoat");
} catch (Throwable e) {
    System.bugger.all();
}