Yes, the one solid and immediate piece of hard data anyone gets is
the totals of who earned what between Friday and Sunday. Whatever was #1
at the box office "won," everything else "lost," and someone gets to
put "I produced a #1 movie!" on their resume. Gee, how could that go wrong?
As you can imagine, weekend totals can be incredibly deceptive: They
ignore how much a film cost, along with being a poor indicator of how it
will fare long-term. Most horror films, for example, open high but sink
like a stone the next week. More troublingly, it means
that certain audiences effectively don't matter. Generally, only two
types of moviegoers care about opening night: hardcore movie-geeks and
non-discriminating folks who'll see whatever's at the right time on date
night. Other audiences see things during the week, or at matinees, but
since all anyone cares about is the weekend, the input of those
audiences is ignored unless one of their movies becomes a phenomenon -
as in the inexplicable popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
So, what ends up getting made? For the most part, actioners and genre
pictures (for the geeks) dumbed down for the "whatever's playing"
crowd. Recipe. For. Disaster.
-Bob Chipman, "Why Movies Suck Now" - Part Two
Why Movies Suck Now Part One: The Myths
Myth #1: It's About Politics
Myth #2: Blame It On Teenage Boys
Myth #3: Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas
Why Movies Suck Now Part Two: The Reality
Reason #1: People Only Care About Friday
Reason #2: Mainstream Audiences Are Idiots
Reason #3: Movie Geeks Are Elitist, Spoiled Brats
Reason #4: Theaters Get Screwed
Reason #5: Nature Abhors a Vacuum
Reason #6: Because They've Always Sucked
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