Jo.

Jo Caulfield is great and she just started a new show on BBC4 - Jo Caulfield won't shut up! 

The first episode, Jo on MySpace:

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"You can find a lot about a person from the paper they read.

... if they read The Daily Star they can't read.

... if they read The Sun they can't read but wanna look down on Daily Star readers.

... and if they read The Daily Mail they can read, but don't really feel the need to think.

If you buy The Financial Times you work in the city.

If you steal The Financial Times you used to work in the city.

If you buy The Guardian you don't enjoy reading it but you want to know what to pretend to be outraged by.

If you buy The Daily Telegraph you wanted change for the parking meter and had to break a 5er.

If you buy The Daily Mail you're not interested in world events, you just want 6 sudoku puzzles.

And if you buy The Daily Express.. she's dead! Seriously, she's dead; there's no conspiracy, the car crashed, that's it, end of story - shut up!"