- Did you eat? - No. Jew?

My favourite George Bush quote: "We used to think oceans could protect us!" ... No we didn't. You did.

And McCain said about his visit to Baghdad, proudly "I bought 5 rugs for 5$!"  - Great, you cheap fuck. Now we're not just invading them and killing them, we're ripping them off too. Great way to win hearts and minds in the muslim world. Jew down the people who hate the jews.

The conservatives are all about making Al Gore look ridiculous. Except it's not about Al Gore!... You know what? It's not. It's about losing the polar ice caps and then the seas rising, and losing Venice. And losing Holland. And losing Manhattan. And losing New Orleans. And losing Florida. And that's why I believe Al Gore - cause if there's one thing he knows, it's losing Florida!

Bill Maher - The Decider (2007)