The magic of Satan

Mayor: I'm going to stand here and read this story to the city, because I want all the children out there to believe in the magic of (reading speech) Satan.
Mike: That's Santa. Sir. It's a typo.

*nu am compus niciunul dintre versurile de mai jos, sunt de pe _sa zicem_ net.


Daca Satan se nastea intr-un municipiu, se numea Municipan.

Daca Satan o exploata pe fii-sa se numea Stratan.

Daca Satan era anagramat se numea Santa.

daca Satan era evreu, il chema Jidan

Daca Satan avea parul de culoare maro spre blond, se numea Saten.

Daca era foarte bronzat se numea So Tan

Daca un drac nu are nicio boala, inseamna ca e Satanos.

Si daca e bolnav de plamani se interneaza in Satanoriu.

Daca Satan era functia arctangenta, i se zicea ATAN

daca Satan era casatorit se numea Sarman

Daca era board game se numea Catan.

Daca Satan era pisoi se numea Motan.

Daca Satan era patriarh, se numea Sutan.

Daca Satan era un element chimic din tabelul periodic, notat cu simbolul La, care are numărul atomic 57, se numea Lantan.

Daca Satan manca rahat se numea Rahan.

Dacă Satan era finuț, se numea Satin.

Daca Satan era conducator otoman se numea Sultan.

daca Satan ar fi antagonist de-al lu' ian mckellen s-ar numi Saruman

Daca Satan ar fi grammar nazi s-ar semna cu "S-a Tan".

daca Satan ar fi astronom s-ar numi Sagan

Daca Satan ar fi citit de satanisti, el s-ar numi "Natas".

Daca Satan ar fi mers cu o turma de oi la pascut, s ar fi numit Cioban.

Daca Satan ar fi fost tigan, s-ar fi numit Cioran.

daca Satan ar avea domiciliul pe planeta Vegeta s-ar numi Sayan

Daca Satan era deshidratat se numea Setean.

Daca Satan era gay se numea Futa-l Toaca.

Daca Satan era Iisus, se numea Uciga-l Crucea!

Daca Satan era personaj din South Park, se numea Stan.

"Aşa fac eu cînd beau, Pisule. Te iubesc."

Leaps and gaggles

- What do you mean, you've got a funny feeling?
- I just know, you know. I can read her like a book.
- Don't judge a book by its cover.
- He who dares wins.
- Look before you leap.
- Do you believe in life after love?
- That's a song.
- (Whispers) Shit.

You hate skateboarding, anyway.
You're always saying it's childish, which really pisses me off 

because it's not.

- Met this girl Cassandra. She's a psychic. She gave me her number...
- That's your number.
- Man, she's good.

(Spaced, 1999)

Primrose Hill

Jim stops and gets out the car, goes to a house in Emperor's Gate,

Through the door and to his room,

then he puts the TV on,

turns it off and makes some tea, says "Modern life - well it's rubbish, 
 I'm holding on for tomorrow", 



Then Susan comes into the room, she's a naughty girl with a lovely smile, says
"Let's take a drive to Primrose Hill, it's windy there and the view's so nice",

London ice can freeze your toes like anyone, well

I suppose you're holding on for tomorrow.

Primrose Hill, London NW1